Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 26, 2020

d-vee d-pee.

I remain at rest until acted upon by the outside force of my aging dog wanting to go outside. But then again, that is still a bladder issue…

I didn’t realize that they had indoor plumbing in Newton’s day.

yeah, I suspect that ol’ Issac would have had to go out the back door to the privy

I thought they used chamber pots. And then threw it out the window in the morning.

“An object at rest CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!” — Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight

Thermodynamics has a “Zero” law; one so basic it shouldn’t need to be stated. Even more basic, the “Negative One” law states: no caffeine after 4pm.

I told the doctor I intentionally drink enough water in the evening so as to ensure a trip to the john at 3am. This is how I prevent leg cramps in the night. Works well for me. But then, my belief is water is what you need for whatever ail’s you. Cold, drink water; headache, drink water; bellyache, drink water; decapitated, drink water.

“What is it that gets you up every morning?”, asked the motivational speaker. “Our bladders!”, said the folks at the AARP meeting.

And a cartoon will not be funny unless acted upon by a farce.