Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 27, 2020

Wanna bet?

Looks like everyone gets a half.

NO live rabbit would be able to believe that. LIVE rabbits make a living being (justifiably) paranoid 100% of the time.

Just because you are paranoid, doesn’t mean that everyone isn’t out to get you.

Yes, they are and a good thing, too. Or we’d be up to our necks in rabbits.

Obviously they never read Watership Down

Even paranoids have enemies….

Elmer Fudd is out to get wabbits, too.

Ever wonder why your eyes are on the sides of your head?

“Never look back. They might be gaining on you.” Satchel Paige.

My money’s on the eagle.

A moment for preyers.

even the clouds ook ominous

Oooh yes they can

The eagle takes the snake, then the lion and the fox can each have a rabbit.

Woody Allen was asked, what’s a 3-sylable word that means you think everyone’s out to get you. His response: “Perceptive”.

Yes. Yes they are.

Just because you think they’re all after you doesn’t mean they’re not

wanna bet?

RABBIT SEASON! SNAKE SEASON! LION SEASON! EAGLE SEASON! FOX SEASON!…

Found the remains of an eaten rabbit for the second time this year. Ah, wild kingdom!

Naah, chances are only one will eat you. That leaves the others for you doubting friend. These days scientists have proof paranoia and conspiracy theorists are the leading causes of violence.