Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 10, 2021

Boy that penny really has an attitude, Abe should chill out.

They both look a bit spent.

We’s got no pennies round these parts

Find a penny pick it up, all they day you`ll have good luck

Find a penny, pick it up, all day long you’ll have a penny.

Centsless

Strange resemblance to lady in vintage Mad Magazine.

Maybe she’s a bad Penny.

There’s not enough booze in that bar to make me want to pick her up!

I cents a love connection here…

It’s because you look cheap.

i pick up coins no matter what they are. i look down most of the time when i am out taking a walk or in the stores. i have even found change people have left in the changer at the grocery store…it all adds up!

Some day her prince will come. Unfortunately he will be Nigerian.

Sounds like they’d make a cute couple

Cause you’re not worth a dime.

with her you’d be penny wise, pound foolish…

OTOH, The Big Bang Theory’s Penny never had that problem.

Is her last name Hooker?