Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 02, 2022

Murder City (London)?

Fancy a trip to Hades?

There’s good fishing in the Dead Lakes in Gulf County, Florida.

How about Spearfish?

When ya find a place called “virago” we’re a-goin’ there

OK, Honey. Your choice… Hell or Paradise, Michigan.

“You don’t like the places I pick? You’re dead to me now.”

Well there’s always the cemetery….

He’s pretty much killed your social life.

No worries. He’s taking you to a Grand Canyon overlook this year. The view is to die for!

Pick Dead Horse, AK, and he’d take you there for sure.

Her choice is always the same, Battleaxe Mountain, Idaho.

Not Devil’s Island???

Well, it’s a working vacation.

Compromise. Go to Paris. He can visit the Rue Morgue.

Try the Catskills.

trying to get him to listen will be the death of her…

If you must go to Death Valley, at least this is the perfect time of year for it.

I don’t know… That guide we had last year, what was his name? Charon? He was kind of a somber fellow…

I think that relationship is a dead end.