Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 09, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “But is it heated with renewable energy sources?”

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    baddawg1989  over 2 years ago

    Yep, gotta get the word ‘organic’ in there. That way, you can charge double. ;-)

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    momofalex7  over 2 years ago

    Is he French?

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    Qiset  over 2 years ago

    Jeter la vache !

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    And it’s gluten free.

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    Baucuva  over 2 years ago

    We want you to have a healthy death!

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    pathamil  over 2 years ago

    Bartholomew and the Oobleck, 1949, Dr. Seuss

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  over 2 years ago

    Oh, I’m sure that will make them feel MUCH better!

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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    That’s not oil. That’s kale soup!

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    That’s sounds so healthy.

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    But is it fair trade?

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    stamps  over 2 years ago

    So why is it green?

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    tee929  over 2 years ago

    How many faces do you see in the “recycled vegetable oil processed from locally sourced, organically grown produce?”

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    RWill  over 2 years ago

    “Oh, wait, never mind. This is the slime.”

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    but you still stink of elderberries…

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    Lightpainter  over 2 years ago

    He is a liar. If this was true, this organic info would have been posted outside the castle!

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