Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 04, 2022

Doggonit

And you’ll never be the Alpha Dog.

Just wait till a squirrel crosses the road.

you can drive and stick your head out the window(so i am told)

They always seem to conveniently “forget” to bring their licenses with them.

Stick your head out like ace ventura

And he keeps driving around in circles. He must be a lap dog.

As Dear Abby would say, no one can take advantage of you without your permission.

he just likes hangin’ out with the guys…