Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 12, 2022

He’s been harp -pooned.

just be glad you didn’t find sperm whale

he just needs a “bass” guitarist

Play some of that nat king Cole and Tony bennet, Moby

He’s blue because the sea turned green.

https://open.spotify.com/track/1cvO3GO3SprNFd08qXE1wb

As if he didn’t already have enough reason, here comes the Oregon Highway Division.

He’s doing his version of how dry I am.

he learned all he knows from harp seals…

I’d say he was a blue whale because he is maroon-ed.