Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 20, 2022

What a dodo.

George would surely agree

The Cretaceous were obviously the earlier birds, but there were some worms left over…

George would tell you there is still some monstrous beast around. If he was able.

Because of the bird, George learned the hard way it was too early to be reading.

Fortunately they (and we) live in such a safe and peaceful world today.

Looks like George had a meeting with Mr Earl E. Bird

Bookworms taste the best!

That creature that just ate George is a distant relative of the “huge, monstrous beast” of the Cretaceous

Early worms always wind up being late worms.

Now we know one reason why the chicken crossed the road.