Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 10, 2022

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    Erse IS better  almost 2 years ago

    Pizza shuriken!

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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    I can’t watch this. Poor thing is gonna get all sliced up.

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Those big two-handled cleavers work much better.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Gimme all you got or I’ll cut you up!…On second thought, I’ll do that anyway. I’m hungry.”

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 2 years ago

    “PIZZA THE HUT!!” Spaceballs

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    eddie6192  almost 2 years ago

    When a switchblade won’t do……..

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Gimme all your dough…..NOW!

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Pizza’s gonna get rolled.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Will it be 6 or 8.. or really crazy with rectangle pieces. Inquiring minds…

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    tee929  almost 2 years ago

    “Mac the Knifes lesser known cousin-Mike the cutter”?

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    geese28  almost 2 years ago

    And that folks is how you cut carbs….

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Gimme yer dough, pal, or I’ll cut ya. But I’ll settle for a two for one coupon. Hey, a thugs gotta eat.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    He shouldn’t have left without his pan. He could have used it as a shield

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    Somebody call 911..there’s an assault in Progresso!!!

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    BigBoy  almost 2 years ago

    Crocodile Dundee Pizza Boy: You call that a pizza cutter…

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    Lablubber   almost 2 years ago

    Another slice of death cartoon.

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    jnd113  almost 2 years ago

    A slice of life.

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