Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 07, 2023

“Mickey Moocher” M – I – C – K – E – Y…

Somebody slipped him a mickey.

I never figured him to have a vape pen under there. “Hiya, Kids!”

You may hear from the Disney attorneys soon!!

Mickey Louse

M-I-C see if i care K-E-Y why the hell should i…..

Where are the big white gloves?

ahhh. he lost his head. oh no, there it is

Emulating his creator?

“In an interview with Hazel George, the Disney Studio nurse and confidante of Walt Disney, she remembered that one evening Walt Disney told her, ’You’re right about one thing. Smoking and drinking are sins. Because you are one of God’s creatures and if you don’t take care of the body He gave you, you are committing a sin.’

Yet, Walt still continued to smoke his entire life."

https://www.mouseplanet.com/10628/Walts_Smoking_and_Infamous_Cough

(no idea if it’s true, but it wouldn’t surprise me).

‘GARWSH’, it really sounds like Goofy!

AND a process server will be by real soon.

It would have worked better if the head was sitting next to him on the bench…

With the new Woke Disney World – nothing would surprise me anymore.

It is a spy, the real Mickey died of old age as typical for a mouse at 6.

He’s tired of working for a Mickey Mouse organization.

I’d’a spelled it “GAWRSH”…

The sight caused Donald to quack up.