Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 20, 2023

You gotta lava braggart.

My advice to the mountain is that she stay away from him – he’s a “lava and leave ’em” type-of-guy.

He’s getting an icy response.

Some snow/ice-capped mountains are volcanoes volcanoes themselves – they could melt their own snow/ice.

Planet zits.

ahhhh. ghost mountain

Well yah.. you gotta blow really hard to get to 30,000 feet.

What a pick-up line…

He’s just gotta vent.

He should try, “I have a dream I hope will come true, that you’re here with me and I’m here with you.”

My innuendo meter is off the charts for some reason

Is it me, or does the mountain in question resemble Pizza The Hut from Spaceballs?

I’m thinking of the short film “Lava.”

Until he suffers from eruptile dysfunction.

A huge eruption can change the weather. . . .

I’m imagining Mt. St. Helens talking to Mt. Rainier.

How magmanimous of you.

Chances are he’ll have premature eruption.

He graduated Magma Come Loud

Sometimes when he blows his load, he’ll also blow his lode.

Ron Jeremy Mountain?

Funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o

And spew more CO2 in the air than what man made for thousands of years.