Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 24, 2023

He’s in a wroughten mood.

Omniscient, but still caffeine deprived…

Coffee…elixir of the gods.

I can understand it very well, for me it’s the same thing.

I’m neither wrathful nor sleepy before my morning coffee. But it’s still an important part of my complete breakfast.

My morning isn’t complete without coffee and GoComics.

I gave up caffeine. It’s just another addictive drug.

Someday, maybe I’ll find a coffee I like.

He gets together with Thor and Zeus for coffee and caramel rolls at the local greasy spoon to commiserate over the Universe’s problems.

maybe it’s just time to bolt ha!

God All Moody.

He’s not wrathful, just a bit Thor.

“But he loves you! …And he needs money! He’s all powerful, but he can’t handle money!” – George Carlin

FINALLY, the answer as to why; all this really strange weather we are getting…