Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 17, 2024

It causes high life insurance rates!

He’s been looking for once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

I think the word here is “edge”.

Hope he lands in water (deep), like a fiord in Norway!

Like a cherry blossom, beautiful but brief.

Not to worry. I see no Acme anvil to follow. He’ll be fine.

It has its ups and downs…

Would have been funny,if the ground broke BEHIND the reporter.

Just like that.

I have no sympathy for people that put their lives at risk to take a ‘thrilling’ selfie, then find out the hard way why it’s a stupid idea

……edge.

“It seems we’ve been cut off. Back to you in the station”

Dang, and just as I was wearing him down…

It’s brief.

He doesn’t do interviews.

in a sense, you kinda got your answer…

I have very little sympathy for show-offs

Hey, them’s the breaks.

“…sharp boulders at the base of this cliff?”

I guess we’ll never know.

Anyone taking notes?

well he didn’t leave us hanging

Welp there goes his glory