Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 15, 2024

…or in case you find yourself in hot water.

But it wouldn’t be accidental, would it?

Considering the lobster is supposed to be alive, it should be green. They turn red when boiled.. l

With full Secret Service coverage….

The premiums will cost a claw and a leg.

Complete with a boiling hot pot of water…

Next thing you are going to tell me is that lobsters don’t buy insurance.

Lobster the other white meat!

Why do you have butter in your briefcase?

He’s always been a bit of a penny-pincer.

Does that cover saunas?

“What if I get crabs?”