Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 29, 2024

I like chicken. My range is free right now.

The sky is falling. Runs runs runs.

I think she laid an egg.

Are they Texas Rangers?

They held it in Hawaii……

They crossed the road obviously.

yep. they all were EGGcused

Isn’t “free range” just another way of saying “not accepting any responsibility”?

There was a misprint in the program that listed some guy from Kentucky named Sanders.

so this is why they crossed the road…

I bought a free range chicken one time but never again because I never received the stove!

Huh. Must have been a free lunch. :)