Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for April 29, 2021

Just give her a cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard and get to the next customer.

EVASMUS G. CLOCK- A Mystery Goblin

I am something or other

Which one I am not sure!

I’m either a sister of brother,

I’m either rich or poor;

I’m either a Scot or a Zulu,

I’m either like sherry or port,

But I’m not a fox or a pheasant.

So please don’t shoot me for sport.

-Spike Milligan

Yes, Rudy, go for it! Any place is better than working for Anderson!

She might not make a sound, but I bet Sadie would.

Tuna and Miracle Whip with Triscuit crackers.

No one wants to hear the sounds that you are making now!

If she eats a sandwich in the woods and Farts, will anyone Smell it?