Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 22, 2015

Transcript:

Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. Would you like them in a box? How in the world with that affect anything? I told you. Would you like them with a fox? I won't eat them Sam! Eggs are not green! Maybe eggs were always green. Green is all they've ever been. They're not! I remember what it was like outside! The grass was green eggs were white. White and yellow! Yellow like the sun. I will not eat green eggs and ham! You don't control the truth Sam-I-Am. Would you like them on a boat? No. Would you like them with a goat? No. Would you like them in the rain? Please... Would you like them on a train? Sam, come on... Would you like them in a shop? No! Please I can't take another day of this! Would you eat to make it stop? Would you eat to make it stop? Would you eat to make it stop? Soon... So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them were and there. Say! I will eat them anywhere! I love you, Sam-I-Am.