Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 22, 2015
May 21, 2015
May 23, 2015
Transcript:
Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. Would you like them in a box? How in the world with that affect anything? I told you. Would you like them with a fox? I won't eat them Sam! Eggs are not green! Maybe eggs were always green. Green is all they've ever been. They're not! I remember what it was like outside! The grass was green eggs were white. White and yellow! Yellow like the sun. I will not eat green eggs and ham! You don't control the truth Sam-I-Am. Would you like them on a boat? No. Would you like them with a goat? No. Would you like them in the rain? Please... Would you like them on a train? Sam, come on... Would you like them in a shop? No! Please I can't take another day of this! Would you eat to make it stop? Would you eat to make it stop? Would you eat to make it stop? Soon... So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them were and there. Say! I will eat them anywhere! I love you, Sam-I-Am.
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Envy with green.You are who you eat.
emptc12 almost 10 years ago
And that’s how the Chlorophyll Advertising Council helped the Chlorophyll GMF Industry take over the world.
Sir_K almost 10 years ago
Be careful with you comments on this one, someone is watching
gammaguy almost 10 years ago
Your only defense is to get all the acronyms — NSA, NRA, FBI, FDA, GMO, HMO, IRS, etc. — so involved in competing for dominance (whose letters are “the greatest!”) that they forget to bother us. The ultimate “reality” show… Duncing With the Asterisks!
bookworm0812 almost 10 years ago
LOL! My favorite Dr. Seuss book! I want to say Moxy Fruvous did a song on that. I loved it.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sam-I-Am is imaginary. You are the Son of Sam-I-Am.