Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 10, 2020
November 09, 2020
November 11, 2020
Transcript:
Oh, I probably should've mentioned this before you started in on that tea- I don't believe in objective morality. The Jehovah's Witnesses don't visit my house anymore.
a few years back i was working in the yard and 2 young gentlemen Jehovah witnesses stopped by – offered to talk to them all they wanted if they pitched in with the yard work- they moved on -
I casually mentioned I have donated blood 154 times. And that as a child, I would not have survived without a blood transfusion. THAT makes them NEVER come back.
Surprisingly — it was a surprise to me — they don’t all preach all the time. I took part in a small, privately arranged class in an uncommon foreign language. After several months our teacher let slip that she was a Jehovah’s Witness. She never showed even the slightest sign of trying to convert us.
However, JWs would occasionally come to my apartment door. “Strange” that when they did, the only language I seemed able to speak was that one which I had learned from their “colleague” and of which none of them understood a word. 8^D
Radish the wordsmith almost 4 years ago
Sounds like Putin’s polonium tea.
infiniterealities almost 4 years ago
That subtle taste of almond….
Ida No almost 4 years ago
Guy: “So, yeah, piss off.”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I can’t believe that you let them in.
bxclent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
a few years back i was working in the yard and 2 young gentlemen Jehovah witnesses stopped by – offered to talk to them all they wanted if they pitched in with the yard work- they moved on -
BrentWasylynchuk almost 4 years ago
I casually mentioned I have donated blood 154 times. And that as a child, I would not have survived without a blood transfusion. THAT makes them NEVER come back.
paul GROSS Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I didn’t either until I quit drinking.
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
Surprisingly — it was a surprise to me — they don’t all preach all the time. I took part in a small, privately arranged class in an uncommon foreign language. After several months our teacher let slip that she was a Jehovah’s Witness. She never showed even the slightest sign of trying to convert us.
However, JWs would occasionally come to my apartment door. “Strange” that when they did, the only language I seemed able to speak was that one which I had learned from their “colleague” and of which none of them understood a word. 8^D
Doctor Toon almost 4 years ago
Ive always thought it would be funny to open the door and yell towards the back of the house “We can get started now, the sacrifices are here!”
Then invite them in saying “Hurry up and get your clothes off, we’re running late”
Wanye almost 4 years ago
When I answer the door I tell them that if that’s a bible in their hand they better keep moving!
Stephen Gilberg almost 4 years ago
But in that case, why do you think you “probably should’ve” done anything?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If that’s tea and cake then where’s the bishop?