Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 26, 2021
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July 27, 2021
Transcript:
We're concerned that the phrase conclusive DNA evidence might bias the jury. We would prefer the prosecution say mayyyyyyyybe, followed by a meaningful wink. Also, instead of stabbing, we would prefer knife donation.
And not dead, just ‘temporally inconvenienced’.