Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 26, 2021
July 25, 2021
July 27, 2021
Transcript:
We're concerned that the phrase conclusive DNA evidence might bias the jury. We would prefer the prosecution say mayyyyyyyybe, followed by a meaningful wink. Also, instead of stabbing, we would prefer knife donation.
And instead of an attempt to violently overthrow the government of the United States, we would prefer ‘a group of tourists on a stroll through the Capitol’.
catchup over 3 years ago
And not dead, just ‘temporally inconvenienced’.
Ida No over 3 years ago
“And instead of ‘defendant in a murder case’, how about ‘Individual Number One’?”
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
BS is still BS however you spell it
Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago
And shark attacks are now “shark encounters.”
braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago
And instead of an attempt to violently overthrow the government of the United States, we would prefer ‘a group of tourists on a stroll through the Capitol’.
ferddo over 3 years ago
Did hear an attorney once describe a stabbing as “making a point”…
StephenRice over 3 years ago
The Knifeketeer approves this message.