Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for September 30, 2022

It happened to me at work once during a section meeting. The facilitator’s voice droned on & on, but it was soothing and was putting me to sleep!! My co-worker kept nudging me to stay alert!!

There were too many arguements at our staff meetings for anyone to get a restful nap.

One co-worker at our meetings propped his head in one hand. It slipped, and his head hit the table with a ‘BONK.’

I think I would have to,scream to having to attend boring, monotonous meetings…

things I learned in college lectures did me well in business meetings. like how to sleep with your eyes open and how to prop your head up so it looked like you were staring at your notes. just made sure my ‘silent’ alarm went off five minutes before the meeting was done so I could ask “so, how would you summarize what we have accomplished with this meeting?”

The mandatory staff meetings after a 12-hour night shift were agony.

This email could have been a nap.

With comments like that, I’m guess in the chicken on the right is NOT the boss…