Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 21, 2023

Replace it with Jell-o. That makes much more sense.

Santa: “I work out at the gym 3 days a week! It’s just baby fat.”

Fat Shaming is a form of harassment. Santa should sue. (—

I haven’t made jelly in ages.

green jello with grated carrots and tiny marshmallows inside, the only thing it was good for was slapping it to watch it “shake”

Wait’ll he reads about giving out gifts around the world in one night.

Geeze,now I’ll have to go on a diet to get rid of this rolly polly belly!

Well, it does say “a little round belly”. Be right jolly, you old elf.

“…laughed like a bowl full of jelly…”

I have never heard a bowl full of jelly laugh.

Kris Cryingle.

Whoever wrote that is on the naughty list, permanently! :)

This is what happens when you read the reviews.

Yeah, that’s a laugh-stifler.