“I can barf spiders on command.”
I can tune pianos with my toes.
I can dance the Habanera on the shaft of a thrown javelin.
Tachyons are my favorite fast food.
I am congenial with rude bosses and give them no lip.
Yes, but they aren’t pertinent to the job.
With the exception of the speech balloons, this toon seems to have been made with a rubber stamp.
Ha! My guess is you have to be folded to do something like that!
I can walk, chew gum, AND juggle at the same time.
Darn, he took my answer! :)
How do you blindfold a snake?
There’s a skill nobody will ask you to demonstrate.
Ida No 29 days ago
“I can barf spiders on command.”
PraiseofFolly 29 days ago
I can tune pianos with my toes.
I can dance the Habanera on the shaft of a thrown javelin.
Tachyons are my favorite fast food.
I am congenial with rude bosses and give them no lip.
ladykat 29 days ago
Yes, but they aren’t pertinent to the job.
Sir Isaac 29 days ago
With the exception of the speech balloons, this toon seems to have been made with a rubber stamp.
Mike Baldwin creator 29 days ago
Ha! My guess is you have to be folded to do something like that!
mpolo11 Premium Member 29 days ago
I can walk, chew gum, AND juggle at the same time.
Impkins Premium Member 29 days ago
Darn, he took my answer! :)
StephenRice 28 days ago
How do you blindfold a snake?
eddi-TBH 28 days ago
There’s a skill nobody will ask you to demonstrate.