Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 17, 2014

CHUTE not shoot!!!!

maybe that is what happened to all those missing socks

“The Devil Wears Jockey”?

shoot? chute?

Chute.

Cute

Moot.

Jute.

There’s soiled underwear in Hell?WHODATHUNK?

Poopers in the chuter.

Spank the editor! could be a generation gap thing.

So, socks go to heaven and undies go to purgatory?

tidey whities

Crap shoot

chute******

Shoot the chute, Gary, and find out where it goes! Maybe Big Red can set you back on the crooked Old Ways…. Leopold would like that.

That’s right. Shoot all your dirty laundry.

Gary is jockeying for position.

I was going to say “chute, not shoot”, but nobody likes a grammer troal.

(I spelled it that way on purpose.)How do you comfort a grammar troll? Pat him on the back and say, “There, their, they’re…”

Now it’s really Hell!

shoet

Izzat anything like a Turkey Shoot? Crap Shoot?Hm? —Conan the Grammarian…

My favorite dictionary shows “shoot” as a synonym for “chute” as the 10th out of 11 noun definitions, but this is the first time I’ve ever seen “shoot” used that way. I’d have gone with “chute”. Now if only I could draw.

Fruit of the Doom.

Laundry CHUTE.