Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 12, 2016

You have my sympathy, Gary. She was a fickle little minx who only wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.

burned as a witch for political purposesproclaimed a saint for political purposespoor kid

That Joan of Arc she was hot; I mean she was really smokin.

I can relate, Gary, mostly. I’ve never been dumped by Joan of Arc, though….

actually that letter might be worth some cash Gary. certainly not worth holding onto a dear john letter otherwise.

Oh, Joan was an old flame?

Burning ardor never lasts.

Man, old & alone & I could live with. But in the suburbs?! Brutal.