Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 14, 2020

Well, apparently ‘rock bottom’ doesn’t compare to ‘belt cleavage’.

Seems Gary’s hobby is tinkering with pipes!!!

Don’t give em lazy Hollywood hacks anymore vampire movie ideas, Gary. I’ll bet they’ve already begun filming The Vampire Plumber by now.

When the coinslot is ready …

One cracked up, then the other.

I’ve heard of “plumber’s crack,” but this is ridiculous!

Owen’s reaction is correct!

This just CRACKS ME UP!

That much “crack” hardly deserves 3 HA-HAS.. I think a mere snicker is about all it deserves.

Sometimes it IS the little things that will get you out of a slump….

Oh, Owen! Et tu, Owen? Well, at least it wasn’t Travis, sweet Travis. For shame, Owen! Schadenfreude is beneath you! That is Leo’s job!

That’s probably why other vampires wear opera capes or Inverness coats

Look, Gary has either a mullet or a pigtail

what’s a little butt cleavage between friends?

Hidden jealousy of those who still HAVE bottoms.