Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 30, 2021

I thought it was a weird snowman, aren’t gingerbread men brown?

Gary lied! But do you know the muffin man?

This wont work out well next year.

Ah ha! I thought it was a gingerbread man. Never seen a white one before.

This just blows my mind! I thought it was the Christmas Clown.

The wrath of the gingerbread man or the wrath of the HOA. Pick your poison.

Promises promises that’s all I get

All you gave me since the day we met

you break my heart in two again I’ll bet

But promises promises that’s all I ever get that’s all I ever get

(Lynn Anderson understood.)

This is July, Gingerbread Man. You wouldn’t like July.

Gary keeps a neat storage area. I’m surprised that Leopold hasn’t booby-trapped it….