Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 20, 2022

Those of us with cats know what he means.

“Ah, not worries now. You is safe in me clinic. Just lays down and relax okay.”

“Okay Doctor Helsing. … Oh waitsaminute.”

One little green henchman in particular.

Why would an “immortal” need a medical check-up? And what exactly will that Doc do with the stethoscope? There’s no heartbeat to listen to! So many questions, so little time… :D

Well, that’s why vampires usually live in huge monster-infested castles!

Gary’s trying to live life as “humanly” as possible ….=~}

I’m used to daily handling revolution, insurrection, and treason before breakfast.

Well they took some turkey that was free

Dressed it up and they called it me

Everybody’s trying to be my slayer

Everybody’s trying to be my slayer

Everybody’s trying to be my slayer now

Occupational hazard…..

I wish I knew who that doctor is because I’m having the exact same problems; except I don’t sleep during the day and not everybody is trying to kill me.

Sorry, can’t help you Gary. It’s a preexisting condition.

It ain’t easy, being a suburban Reform vampire, especially with a henchman like Leopold!