Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 20, 2022

You guys should go on a camping trip!!!

No matter where you don’t go, there you aren’t.

Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.

Social activities have come to a screeching halt …except for family. BD parties….OUTSIDE!

My friend has a clambake every year and has about 200-250 people come. I told her the last three years I don’t feel comfortable …I’m not getting sick being careless

Leo, that’s because y’all are pariahs. Who’s gonna want to socialize with a group who could kill and eat you?

Gary gets invited to parties all of the time…by neighbors plotting his death. Meanwhile, Leopold is the dangerous one.

But the possibility was there and that’s what’s important.

As soon as the pumpkin spice donuts appear, Gary will forget all about summer.

btw, if memory serves, we were thankfully not subjected to a shot of Gary in the kiddy pool this summer, in all his donut-bod glory(?).

Leo: “So long as I keep living with a square one, I’ll always go back to square one!”

Someone’s in a grumpy mood today. Am I right, Leopold?