Scary Gary by Mark Buford for April 27, 2023

Thanks for the light.

Especially around cocktail hour.

Gary, rent a bouncy-house for a meet-and-greet at your house!!!

Molotov cocktail is the local drink

They mix them up right in the kitchen sink

Leo looks like he has gained some weight. Might want to lay off of the fatty neighbors for a few weeks…

Do tell.

Uh oooh! Here comes trouble…

That seems a little late for a housewarming.

At least it’s close to accurate reporting…

And with the superspeed legendary among vampires, Gary catches the Molotov cocktail and politely offers to return it to its owners.

They decline and depart.

They brought cocktails, and appetizers for Leopold. How thoughtful.

C’mon they’re friendly, see they just sent us a cocktail, says Gary…

“Mostly peaceful” neighbors heaving Molotov cocktails? Yeah, I’d say they are “slightly agitated”….

Terrified neighbors.