Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 31, 2023

First things first.

Wouldn’t Leo need talon clippers?

Is this the first time we see the fancy staircase?

Why do you want to clip your toenails? You’re a monster. Let ’em fly.

Leo, Leo, Leo, you’ve been living with Gary too long. That’s something he would say.

Don’t do it Gary…

I missed that news too, I guess PBS didn’t run the story.

And the headlines in the local newspaper say, “Little Green Monster finds tonail clippers. Reporter covering story has disappeared.”

I assume what he’s actually holding is the chuck wrench to the angle grinder.

WHOO HOO!

We are way overdue for an appearance of Leopold’s parents.

“Yay” if this is the start of another “Leo’s Parents” story arc.

Leo had them shipped all the way from Alberta.

(btw: I realize it’s not nice to spread rumors, but I did hear someone say that Leo’s mom left his clip-art dad for an 8-bit Han Solo)

Oh Leopold. Look what you have become, under Gary’s watch. Your demon card should be revoked!

Leo’s all heart or is it heartless?

We all have our priorities. Leopold’s are just a little more perverse than most….