Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for April 25, 2023

Time to move on.

When at general liking New York, I remember what the great George Mikes was told in Texas when asking about it: “An average New Yorker is 2 inches shorter than an average Texas midget.”

Everyone’s number one!

Dangerous hacking is not funny.

Now, turn all four lights green and really see some fun!

New York City has never seen such a large flock of “birds”.

Sure it may be fun now, Mari, but just wait until those people find out that someone hacked into those lights to make their lives miserable.

Big Brother is watching ………….. :(

Last week I pulled up behind an unusually long line, at a traffic light I used regularly. After two or three songs on the radio, I moved into the empty right-turn lane, and pulled up to the stop line with my left turn signal on. Only then did that confounded light turn green.

Turn the little cretin into sashimi and be done with it.

Just ten minutes? Do you really think they’d notice the difference?

Haha! XD