Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for February 24, 2024

Dr. Oz followers will for sure.

If it’s on the internet, it MUST be, um, making someone somewhere some money!

Creatures with no hair can give hair-care advice.

The place to go for advice on crab lice.

For what the beach apes do to the oceans, it’s the least that they deserve.

Humanity is doomed.

Nobody wants a crabby doctor.

Why not? His advice is likely better than Florida’s Surgeon General.

Actually, we don’t deserve it.

There you go.

I wonder if Homer Simpson will be among the beach apes to fall for that scam?

Don’t they just.

“There’s a sucker born every minute”, P. T. Barnum

Help Wanted: Since COVID is a shortage of quacks in the medical field.

Looking online for free medical advice can be (CAN BE) like panning for gold in a commercial sewage plant.

True …. A lot of Beach Apes will believe anything ……. :)

Look, Hawthorne: Do you REALLY want to get beaten up by Dr. Roach?!

If it quacks like a crab…or something.