Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 29, 2011

Now, readers, be very careful no one says anything about politicians. I dare ya. Heh, heh, heh…

Yeah! Maybe we should elect actors instead~They’d at least pretend to be solving the nations problems.

Politics is Latin for “many bloodsucking pests”!

A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a duck on his head.The doctor looks up and says “What can I do for you?”The duck says, "Can you get this guy off my butt?

I’m with Shoe on this one.

Amen.

The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.

‘I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts’. Will Rogers

A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. “Get that pig out of here!” yelled the bartender. “That’s not a pig, stupid!” she replied, “That’s a duck!” “I know!” said the bartender, “I was talking to the duck!”

They need to be thrown out this next go around. Remove of incumbants from office, use the primary system to change the face of all canidates.

Remember “Brewster’s Millions”? “Vote for none of the above”. That’s the way to go. Americans win while the bureaucrats lose for a change.

A rabbi, a nun and a giraffe walk into a bar…the bartender looks up and says, “What the hell is this – some kind of joke?”

The joke is, people keep voting for Republicans and Democrats, 97% of which are hopelessly incompetent. The two party system is an abject failure. America desperately needs viable candidates from outside the duopoly. The sooner the American populace realizes this, the better.

More like 638 – 536 House, 100 Senate, 2 White House.

People who bother to read & comment oppose both parties about as often as those who oppose one or the other. Those who neither read nor comment, but merely vote, unfortunately seem to just want to pick a winner. This isn’t a horse race & it might help if news organizations would quit reporting as if it were. Don’t tell us where the stand in the polls, but where they stand on the issues. Don’t choose who to cover based on what they have to spend, but on what they have to say. The major candidates will say what they always say. Tell us what the actual alternatives are talking about.

The problem is that when either party says “We have to have a candidate to replace the other party’s”— they never ask if they need one who’s any more competent- and the spiral goes downhill.

IF YOUR’RE NOT GONNA TELL THE JOKE, THEN TAKE ME OUT FROM UNDER YOUR ARM !!! IT STINKS IN HERE !!!!

Is Molly your middle name?

A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm, he asks the bar tender, “if I order a drink, would you put it on my bill?”

A man walks into a bar with a blindfolded duck and asks, “who wanted the peeking duck?”

A man walks into a bar with two ducks and asks, “who wanted the quackers?”

A man walks into a bar with two ducks under his arms and one between his legs and announces, “So what if I am a bill collector.”

A man is being carried into a bar by 100 ducks and announces, “I am over my head in bills”

Oh come on, you are full of it.

546, you left out the Supremes.

A man walks into the bar with a lobster to give to the bar tender. Wow, says the bar tender. I’ll take him home for dinner. Nah, says the man. He’s had dinner. Take him to a show.

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Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.

It’s time NOT to elect the quacks in the House in 2012.

H’ray for Shoe!