Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 15, 2012

Sounds like my ex-wives.

Birth control is built on appropriate rejections.

He did need her. Now, he’ll come up with something more creative next time, like,“I took an overdose of Viagra and I need your help.”

@gmartin997All that alimony and all those lawyers’ fees and he’s still trying to sweet talk redheads? Amazing he can afford a little liquid comfort. When will the poor guy ever learn?

What do you mean? Obviously it worked 5 times!

teeth, who’s looking at teeth? since when do birds have hands to hold a drink and boobs like that, check out those legs. Teeth??

5’s his lucky number

Who says he bombed? Some people fall in love, others get married.It’s practice, practice, practice. Shoe just needs a lot of practice.I’d be a wealthy man today if I hadn’t practiced it four times. At least I got revenge on the first two – I outlived them!

rerun?

even a site dedicated to them (sorta—not).www.roosterteeth.com

She’s either Italian or Jewish…I’m telling ya. I can hear that accent!!

Groucho Marx would probably have a great comeback.

He’d take the cigar out of his mouth…and say..

“A hole in the head?…What’s another orifice between friends?”

@LinguistWay to go. Reminds me of the bumpersticker “I’m spending my kids’ inheritance”. More than one way to skin a golddigger. My case, there was never any gold to dig.

@linguistWish them better luck next time around.