Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 21, 2020

Still dealing with the ducks and their mates, apparently.

Windsor Castle is not really an amusement park…it’s more of a freak show…

Still Royals. What unmitigated bollocks.

Maybe she’d be amused in a parlor with bread and honey.

she is tall enough to drive her land rover

For some reason, my wife, who isn’t an Anglophile, is fascinated by the debacle with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, uh, Sussex, uh Windsor. To hear the FB videos, you would think World Peace was at stake.

Who cares?

Any time I see a “news” story that has either “OJ Simpson” or “Meghan Markle” in the headline I read something else.

doesn’t need the money looking at a 27 million dollar house in Canada

I know the royals catch a lot of flack, but at least Charles has been advocating for the environment since the 70s and implementing conservation programs to work with nature, create jobs, etc. And I believe his sons take after him in that sense. I wouldn’t want to walk in any of their shoes…be hounded by the press from birth, either adored or hated…and with great power comes great responsibility.

The only thing that’s apparently ever amused QE2 is Donald Trump’s visit….

What did you expect? She’s old!

I like the roller coasters.

So, Queen Victoria is still around.