Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 19, 2020

You can drive at night and putt in the day.

I thought that the ratio of men verses women would be as much of an incentive! You could date a flock of females!

Ratio of women to men is very high. Though just like high school, the guy who has a car and can drive gets all the gals…..

I live in Florida and I sure don’t want to be around some of the male neanderthals who DO still drive. Turn signals always on, wandering between lanes, driving slowly. Senior women in Florida outnumber men, because of actuarial realities. Then there is The Villages, STD capital of the world. STD does not mean, Stop the Donald there.

LOL

Not everyone retires and moves to Florida, but they do visit their parents.

Men over 80 and still functional are ver popular with rhe ladies.

I survived 15 years in God’s Waiting Room, – Florida! I can tell you that because most of the denizens of Depend® World can’t drive ( or shouldn’t drive ) at night, you are safer on the road than during the daylight hours when they are!

That’s not to say that the drivers where I live now are not as dangerous. They are! But they’re younger and have faster reflexes!

In Newfoundland, most people don’t drive at night. Not because they are bad drivers but to avoid hitting a moose.

Today’s toon was LOL funny.

Men who can “drive” all night are the most popular.

Not to mention the ladies outnumber the men!