It could be that she preferred the flaky type. Or maybe she already had enough lard to grease all her baking pans. And didn’t need more lard just laying around.
The problem is that his first date was named Kate. His last date was named Edith. The reason that things went wrong was that he tried to have his Kate and Edith too! Ducking!
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Hmmmm…..pie.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Translation: He gained so much weight… his bathroom scale is now doing the the lightweight job of weighing out ingredients for his next meal!
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Tart.
gopher gofer almost 4 years ago
so, he can’t have his cake and eat it, too…
littlejohn Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It could be that she preferred the flaky type. Or maybe she already had enough lard to grease all her baking pans. And didn’t need more lard just laying around.
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
Could be worse. He could have been “ghosted” by a psychic
Little Caesar almost 4 years ago
One cannoli imagine….
Beaker almost 4 years ago
If I told my friends I had been desserted by a cute pastry chef, they would say “Way to go Beakster!”
donwalter almost 4 years ago
rim shot…
prrdh almost 4 years ago
But it was sweet while it lasted…
KEA almost 4 years ago
I have a feeling one could do a whole raft of comics with this setup
carlzr almost 4 years ago
That really takes the cake.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
“And then she took the cannoli and left the gun…”
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
Once the other guys found out that she’s easy as pie she iced her relation with him.
Jim Kerner almost 4 years ago
The problem is that his first date was named Kate. His last date was named Edith. The reason that things went wrong was that he tried to have his Kate and Edith too! Ducking!
tee929 almost 4 years ago
When life is uncertain, EAT DESSERT FIRST!
dimndno almost 4 years ago
He didn’t have any dough!
tinstar almost 4 years ago
Thought he was too much of a cream puff?