Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 16, 2020

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Hong Kong.

So… In Texas during the Nativity season do they look into the sky for the Lone Star?

I hope you guys didn’t hurt yourselves with that stretch.

My favorite verse when I was a kid was, “Jesus wept”, because it was the shortest. John 11:35.

…except for when the padre was in the gospels, then he said, “Houston, we have a parable.”

He specialized in matrimonial theology at Rice.

Proverbs are great verses to remember. Usually filled with sage advice.

Definitely a Parson’s joke…..

The actual quote is “Okay, Houston…we’ve had a problem here”.

I wonder how many students of “theology” study the history (and rampant politics) of their chosen sect

NASA has stopped work for a five-minute groan.

That’s Father Away, from Our Lady of Perpetual Puns Church, in Toungin Cheek, Texas.

Which why he no longer lives in Texas.

Does the minister see a lack of humor?