Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 15, 2021

There must be some people…..dying to get married.

Then the mortuary was preordained.

Well, the last part of the marriage vow is “til death do you part” after all.

Inspiration for the movie “The Corpse Bride”?

Mort, the Merry Mortician.

Brings “Til death do you part” a whole new meaning!

Sounds convenient for black widows.

Now all he needs to add is “Divorce, Wills, Prenuptials, and Estates law practiced here”.

Just your typical multi-faceted undertaker…

Bring on a Obstetrician as a partner and you’ll truly be a full service beginning to end business!

Gotcha covered from marryin’ to buryin’…

Mort should’ve said he was the “marrier and burier.”

Uh. . .a warning????

Gary and Susie must be hanging out with Stephan Pastis ;-)>

Ring. Ring. “Mort’s Mortuary and Weddings. Some people go to heaven; some people go to Hell…o. Still there?”

Licensed to marry and to bury!

Groan.

Kinda changes the thinking of “till death do you part…”

Hey, I got married in a funeral chapel. It was beautiful, and we had 27+ years of solid marriage. (She passed away in ’12.)

HA!!! Now that’s a great motto.

Truth in advertising.

What we need are more divorce chapels.

Can they get a package deal, one wedding & 2 funerals at a discount

It’s popular with 23 year old women marrying 95 year old men.