Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 18, 2023

I thought it was because you kept falling asleep counting them…..

Ewe, you got rammed off the farm for woolgathering.

Only the hireling, not the Shepard.

She got the flock out of there

That’s just baaaaadddd.

What the flock is she talking about?

ba dum tss

The owners figured out she was pulling the wool over their eyes.

These comments are all really, really Baaad.

Little Bo-Peep she is not.

Daydreaming will do that.

We herd about that.

Farmer’s security cam caught her flocking a sheep.

She lacked woolpower.

These comments are shearly funny.

Sounds like Shaun the Sheep

She could take up gardening. That would give her a way to think outside the phlox.

Aren’t these birds? They are not dogs.

Brilliant, very clever and cute…

Thinking will get you fired every time.

I thought she kept falling asleep trying to make sure none of the sheep were missing