Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 26, 2023

Do you use it on your shirts?…..

Actually, I believe it is. It’s certainly chalky.

Does a dozen doughnuts count as just one starch?

One Black Bear cafe Bear Claw, life sized.

Cover the lunch with a shovel of mashed potato, bake it a bit (if you like), and call it American Shepard’s Bucket ’O Lunch. Now, about the desert…

How much ‘Maalox’ is the question——a spoonful or the whole bottle when dealing with Roz’s cooking ???

Poor Roz – she don’t get no respect.

No, thanks, I prefer my collars floppy.

No, it’s a weak base.

No on the Maalox, but Pepto Bismol is available for dessert.

No Maalox is not a starch but Bagellox is…