That must be one very huge towel!
I’m good with that!
Ah, so that’s how you do it!
then change its name to “blanket”
Very wet indeed, Cosmo!
Losing weight is a piece of cake
Just don’t pick it up!
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
What do you call someone that got weight loss surgery?
Trans-fat.
The detective shuddered when he realized the weapons from each crime scene were the same weight.
They weren’t just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer.
I really ought to start losing weight…
But, I’ve got too much on my plate at the moment.
Cosmo is using the Trump method!!!
Why don’t fish weight themselves?
They have their own scales.
Been there, done that. Of course, you could just use the scale in the nude but then you would not have plausible deniability.
so , just drop the towel.
I promise you we won’t look
Sometimes, I weigh myself whilst wearing an eight-pound nightgown.
Once again, 42 is the answer to everything. RIP Douglas Adams.
so why doesn’t he just drop the towel and see how much he really weighs? He’s in his own bathroom… no one around to see him! If he really wants to lose weight, he should know how much he actually weighs.
Don’t cheat, Cosmo!
And, we thank you for that approach rather than removing the towel. It’s too early in the morning to be exposed to something gross.
Heavy water. Think you get that at a nuke power plant
Most of the body weight is water, so why not…
That’s what trump does!
Aren’t those your heavy eyeglasses?
Looks like 6’1" and 215 lbs. to me.
Just drop the towel! We won’t look, I PROMISE!
Actually, no one’s around so why use a towel? The 4th wall doesn’t count.
So, Batsin Belfry ain’t the only one to stretch the truth.
\\//_
Hehehe I sometimes have to subract about 3 pounds if my hair is wet from just being washed. (my hair is long enough to sit on)
So you really weigh 215 pounds?
You are a bird, with hollow bones. You don’t even weigh 42 pounds!
Rick McKee
TexTech 10 months ago
That must be one very huge towel!
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 10 months ago
I’m good with that!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 10 months ago
Ah, so that’s how you do it!
seanfear 10 months ago
then change its name to “blanket”
rshive 10 months ago
Very wet indeed, Cosmo!
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Losing weight is a piece of cake
Just don’t pick it up!
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
The key to losing weight is patience
So take your time and wait.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
What do you call someone that got weight loss surgery?
Trans-fat.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
The detective shuddered when he realized the weapons from each crime scene were the same weight.
They weren’t just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer.
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
I really ought to start losing weight…
But, I’ve got too much on my plate at the moment.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago
Cosmo is using the Trump method!!!
littlejohn Premium Member 10 months ago
Why don’t fish weight themselves?
They have their own scales.
Slowly, he turned... 10 months ago
Been there, done that. Of course, you could just use the scale in the nude but then you would not have plausible deniability.
Nighthawks Premium Member 10 months ago
so , just drop the towel.
I promise you we won’t look
Meg Has Not 10 months ago
Sometimes, I weigh myself whilst wearing an eight-pound nightgown.
samclemens 10 months ago
Once again, 42 is the answer to everything. RIP Douglas Adams.
betseytacy 10 months ago
so why doesn’t he just drop the towel and see how much he really weighs? He’s in his own bathroom… no one around to see him! If he really wants to lose weight, he should know how much he actually weighs.
ladykat 10 months ago
Don’t cheat, Cosmo!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago
And, we thank you for that approach rather than removing the towel. It’s too early in the morning to be exposed to something gross.
richhill48 10 months ago
Heavy water. Think you get that at a nuke power plant
T... 10 months ago
Most of the body weight is water, so why not…
koolodge 10 months ago
That’s what trump does!
mistercatworks 10 months ago
Aren’t those your heavy eyeglasses?
rroush Premium Member 10 months ago
Looks like 6’1" and 215 lbs. to me.
johnaapc 10 months ago
Just drop the towel! We won’t look, I PROMISE!
ChazNCenTex 10 months ago
Actually, no one’s around so why use a towel? The 4th wall doesn’t count.
Dkram 10 months ago
So, Batsin Belfry ain’t the only one to stretch the truth.
\\//_
dialfred 10 months ago
Hehehe I sometimes have to subract about 3 pounds if my hair is wet from just being washed. (my hair is long enough to sit on)
eddi-TBH 10 months ago
So you really weigh 215 pounds?
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 10 months ago
You are a bird, with hollow bones. You don’t even weigh 42 pounds!