Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 31, 2024

Here come the judge ment…..

Might have done better in an orphanage.

Is that elder abuse?

Did they appeal?

A form of parental buyer’s remorse?

ba dum tss

That was the wrong decision. Looking at him today, it’s easy to see he’s the result of bad parenting.

No, I spent time in one of those institutions when I was younger and I wouldn’t ‘wish that on my worst enemy’ ! ! ! !

Don’t get no respect, does he?

Though my mother was considered by many to be really good with kids, she often made threats to send me off to an orphanage, a military school, and the reform school. I don’t remember what I did that was so bad, though I was quite wild as a little guy.

Did Shoe smoke cigars at age 5, like Gomez Addams? (His mother insisted)

My parents, unfortunately, were told they had to keep me, too.

It’s like the joke about the couple that decided they didn’t want to have any kids, so they gave them up for adoption.

Rodney Dangerfield lives on…

Sorry, everyone about the whinning, but it helps me sometimes to get it off my chest. I’m fine now. Thanks

my folks tried the garage sale approach, but couldn’t find any takers, even when they lowered my price…