Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 16, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just shut up for a little, it will come back to you…..

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    oldthang  4 months ago

    He made Shoe lose his cigar!

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    baddawg1989  4 months ago

    His name must be Matt Foley.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    Have a few more beers, drunks have all kinds of idiotic ideas and can rant until they sober up

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    “… in a van, down by the river…”

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    Forget your troubles, c’mon be happy.

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    desvarzil  4 months ago

    And he lives in a van down by the river!

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    wi3leong Premium Member 4 months ago

    Somebody get him the number for Pagliacci.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
    I asked a motivational speaker if he could help me jump-start my car.

    He said, “You’re in luck, I can also give your battery a positive charge!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    What did the motivational speaker say to the car mechanic?

    “Your job is to encourage cars to keep running!”

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
    I became a motivational speaker so I could always have the last word.
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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    The motivational speaker never had a lazy day at work because he always turned off the snooze button on his alarm clock.

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
    I started a motivation workshop where participants paint pictures of their dreams.

    It’s called “Brushstrokes of Encouragement!

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    littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    The motivational speaker made a living by encouraging people to buy bigger houses.

    I guess you could say he was a real estate catalyst!

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    It (feeling unmotivated and/or hating your job) can happen to anyone.

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    bobpickett1  4 months ago

    bummer

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    Slowly, he turned...  4 months ago

    Must not be selling any books.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    The motivation to eat can be a strong driving force.

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    prrdh  4 months ago

    He’s ready for a career change to demotivational speaker.

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    kathleenhicks62  4 months ago

    It seems you have to be motivated to motivate!

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    Shoe’s got a “Seriously?!?!” look on his face.

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    MT Wallet   4 months ago

    I’m not waiting until Perfesser’s DeSoto. See today’s Middletons.

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    That’s not good. Maybe some corporation can hire him to convince the laid off employees it’s not that bad. Nobody in the room will be motivated. Unless there’s a buffet.

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    rwballca  4 months ago

    I know two people (one relative and one next door neighbor who were flops personally but became “life coaches”.

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