Right, duck gifts, so you can’t just duck out on them. :)If the world was really all that cruel, you wouldn’t be so buoyant.I lived near a lot of ducks in Venice Beach, CA. I developed a theory that, while ducks can remember a joke overnight, they forget it while awake unless they retell it within the hour. So, ducks only have a single joke, which is told over and over and serves them well. Their quacking laughter was very distracting all day long.
I was reminded of the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail; with the “witch”, and using the duck to see if she “Weighs the same as a duck, then she’s made of wood.” “And therefore . . .”
codycab over 4 years ago
Let’s not tell him about “Duck hunt”.
RAGs over 4 years ago
Maybe it was wabbit season and not duck season.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago
Or, he’s just a Dumb Duck.
Gent over 4 years ago
If you don’t want to live, I can help you, Duck. Meet me at me place near dinnertime.
Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’ll send you the bill.
darcyandsimon over 4 years ago
<snicker!>
jessegooddoggy over 4 years ago
Just stay with Snow and all will be fine.
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
Right, duck gifts, so you can’t just duck out on them. :)If the world was really all that cruel, you wouldn’t be so buoyant.I lived near a lot of ducks in Venice Beach, CA. I developed a theory that, while ducks can remember a joke overnight, they forget it while awake unless they retell it within the hour. So, ducks only have a single joke, which is told over and over and serves them well. Their quacking laughter was very distracting all day long.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
I was hoping for panel 5.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago
I honestly thought he was a pigeon. His feathers look kind of fluffy for a duck.
Zoomer&Yeti over 4 years ago
What also floats besides wood. “A duck!”
I was reminded of the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail; with the “witch”, and using the duck to see if she “Weighs the same as a duck, then she’s made of wood.” “And therefore . . .”
“A WITCH!!!”
noreenklose over 4 years ago
This duck has the food chain bass-ackwards.
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