Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 18, 2017

Thanks a lot, Dear.

That is colder, …… colder ……

People are just so helpful sometimes.

I bet she just increased the life insurance policy.

Death Tag by Jack Kevorkian, in fine department stores everywhere.

The best Grim Reaper joke I’ve seen in years, and I’m an expert.

He must be well insured.

She’s not sorry to see him go.

Looks like death warmed over.

Redefines the bar for “passive-aggressive.”

What a cold hearted snake, as Paula Abdul might say.

Hey Dave, when did you meet my wife?

I sense the romance has left their relationship.

Dear, I said, “Could you get me a reefer.”

Learned from Lt. Kinda, Homicide Hunter: look for insurance policy and girl/boy friend, and always suspect the spouse first. Of course, Death could care less who’s at fault: its a dirty job but someone has to do it.

This is great! Makes me remember being married (that’s not the great part).