My cousin’s wife has a name for each of her dozens of chickens. My cousin just calls each one of them, as he does the rest of the animals (even the horses and the dogs whose names he does know) on his farm, “Butthead” She can also tell you which hen laid which egg, not that any of us can dispute her.
Superfrog almost 7 years ago
You could try bar coding. It’s much easier than branding or microchipping.
meg_grif almost 7 years ago
Name them all Deborah.
PICTO almost 7 years ago
@MEG_GRIF: Abby…?
J Short almost 7 years ago
Un-bee-knownst to him.
John Smith almost 7 years ago
His name is Buzz
WoodstockJack almost 7 years ago
Samantha?
DanFlak almost 7 years ago
My cousin’s wife has a name for each of her dozens of chickens. My cousin just calls each one of them, as he does the rest of the animals (even the horses and the dogs whose names he does know) on his farm, “Butthead” She can also tell you which hen laid which egg, not that any of us can dispute her.
The Brooklyn Accent almost 7 years ago
If you love them, why not call them Honey?
Gent almost 7 years ago
To bee or not to bee..
Gent almost 7 years ago
Ok. This one’s Barna-bee, that’s Bee-trix, this is Buzz, that’s Bee-yonce, that’s a-bee-gale, that’s…
zippykatz almost 7 years ago
How about “Sloop John”?