Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 19, 2018

You fix one problem…you create another one….

But without them I can’t perform up to expectations.

If you don’t talk to your cat about retractable dysfunction, who will?

But we can still bat it around pretty good.

Little blue pill in order.

It’s never happened to him before.

And Doc recommends you stay pawsitive.

And as a side note, your lifeline and your love line are about to intersect.

He could have the other common scourge of older cats – tooth resorption. My sis just adopted a kitty who’s at least 10 years old & has only 5 teeth left, the little tiny ones in the front. (Too bad kitty dentures aren’t a thing…) Somehow Onyx managed to eat dry food in spite of it, but now that she’s been switched over to canned because she has diabetes & canned food is lower in carbs, I’m sure she feels much better!

Funny to read this so soon after I watched “Logan,” in which Wolverine has trouble getting one of his claws all the way out.

Finally, we can buy new furniture now.

I had no idea. In fact all the old kitties I’ve known have had trouble, if at all, with getting the claws all the way back in.

We have these blue pills for you!

If extension lasts longer than four hours after taking Mialis, talk to a veterinarian.

I’ve never met a cat so old he couldn’t give you a good slashing when the mood strikes.